A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat down the barber's chair and said, "Gimme a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge razor, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen in his life knelt down and began to shine his boots. The cowboy said, "Woman, How about Me and you go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The cowboy said, "Hell,Just tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."