How women get attention at parties:

The blonde says,"I'm soo drunk!"

The brunette says,"Is the blonde gone yet?"

The redhead says,"Next!!"

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Three women escape from a prison, a brunette, redhead and blonde. They run all day through fields and trees. come night time they find a parn and climb into the loft to hide for the night. They find some big rucksacks and climb inside of them in case they are found while asleep.

Later that night a sheriff and his deputy come to search the farm. When they get to the barn the sheriff sends the deputy into the loft to see if they are up there. Deputy calls down,"there's nothing but a few bags up here!"

The sheriff says,"well, see what's in them."

The deputy kicks the first bag and the brunette makes like a dog,"woof, woof.." He yells down,"there's a dog in one!" Then he kicks the next bag, the redhead makes like a cat,"meowwwww" "there's a cat in the second one!" he says.

Now he kicks the third bag, the blonde says,"Potatoes!"

I love it, those blonds just can't be trusted about anything. Great one.