WHEN STUDENTS TOOK THE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL, THEY WERE PERPLEXED BY THIS QUESTION: "REARRANGE THE LETTERS P-N-E-S-I TO SPELL OUT THE PART OF THE HUMAN BODY THAT IS MOST USEFUL WHEN ERECT."

THOSE WHO SPELLED SPINE BECAME DOCTORS. THE OTHERS ARE IN CONGRESS.

So Very True. The Ones That Gave Up On a Spelling Are Now TSA Agents.

: dancing: Sad but true.