The third graders were given an assignment to come up with a three syllable word and use it in a sentence in front of class the next day. Miss Jones figures Johnny would have a hard time finding a nasty word for this assignment but she was nervous anyway.

Next day, it was time. She asks if everyone is ready and looks for a volunteer. Johnny, of course, flags both arms whispering loudly "Me! Me! Pick Me!!!" Teacher picks Susie. In front of class Susie says, "My word is won-der-ful. We always have a wonderful time in Miss Jones class."

"Very good Susie. Who'd like to go next?"

Johnny is ready to explode, "Me! Me! ME! PICK ME!!!"

Helen volunteers. Helen says, "My word is to-mor-row. Tomorrow will be another fun day."

"That's great Helen. Who's next."

Johnny can't stand it and runs to the front of the room. Miss Jones is shaken and embarrassed but gives him the floor.

"Okay, Okay, my word is ur-in-ate."

Miss Jones blushes and tries to maintain composure while quieting the classroom.

So Johnny shouts "And, if you had any tits, you'd be a ten."