i think that the name "golden years" should be changed to something more applicable - like the titanium years in honor of replacement knees, hips etc etc

Yes Indeed!!

Yep, agreed, I just got my hip replaced last month. I want everyone to invest in titanium and cobalt/vanadium alloys (or whatever they use) to increase my net worth

be careful, you may be worth more in salvage than kept alive for ransom...

yea! I was waiting on the golden years.... they turned out to be the metalic years..... gold in and mercury in the amalgum in my teeth titanium in my trifocal eye glass frames,silver in my hair and LEAD IN MY ASS

Aw hell,when I clicked on with that heading I thought it was about the guy who went to the judge to get his name changed. Judge says"Whats your current name?" Guy says "Joe Shits."The judge understands + says "what you like your new name to be?"The guy says,"Frank Shits,cause I'm tired of everybody saying 'hey Joe,wadda you know.'.......I'm in that elder metal useage as well.