After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing
what it was, he remarked, Well I'll be damned! Here's a picture of my
pappy.

He bought the picture, but on the way home he remembered his wife,
Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every
morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. So one
day after her husband left for the fields, she searched the barn and
found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed...... "So
that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."