Two guys are standing at the bar having A
few drinks.

One guy is a Chinese guy and one guy is a Jewish guy.

They had been there awhile so the booze was taking effect!

They are having a good time when all of a sudden the Jewish guy halls of and punches the Chinese guy right in the mouth knocking him clear across the room.

After a couple of minutes the Chinese guys gets up, goes into the bathroom and cleans the blood off his mouth.

He comes out and says---What was that for?

The Jewish guy says " That was for Pearl Harbor!---The Chinese guy says "That was the Japanese!

Jewish guy says Japanese, Chinese, you guys are all the same!

They go back to having a couple of drinks when all of a sudden the Chinese guy halls off and smacks the Jewish guy right in the nose!

Jewish guy gets up bleeding and says "What the hell was that for?"

The Chinese says that was for the TITANIC!

The Jewish guy says---That was an ICEBERG!

Chinese Guy says "ICEBERG---GINSBERG----WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE"

Hip

That recalls to memory the story about the white house party when the Japanese ammbasedor was confronted by this rich + stupid diplomat's wife who asks him, "What kind of nese are you? Japanese, Chinese, or Javanese?" He replies calmly, "I have the honor of being Japanese; now can I ask you what key are you? Donkey, Monkey, or Yankee."