THE HUNTER'S WIFE
The hunters wife got fed sitting at home everytime her husband goes hunting. She bought herself a rifle and joined him on his next hunting trip.

After settling in on the farm the husband took his wife to the bush and told her to walk on the left side of the river for an hour and then turn and come back on the right side. He will meet her at the gate after her walk. So said and done, but after he walked 200 meters he heard three gun shots, he hurried back to his wife only to find her in a heavy argument with another man: I saw the kudu first and gave it 3 headshots, it is my kudu.

The man replied" OK lady it is your kudu, but do you mind if I take of my saddle and bridle from your BLOODY kudu.

Life is how you pass the time between hunting trips.