This blonde guy wants to clear a lot of trees from his land so he goes to a store to look at chainsaws. The dealer tells him he should consider buying the top of the line saw b/c with it he can cut dozens of cords of wood in a day. He buys it, takes it home and begins to cut. After about 4 hours he only has 2 cords of wood. He thinks, well I didn't start until late, I'm not used to this saw, and I'm tired. I'll get up early tomorrow and really hit it. At first light he's cutting. Barely stops for a sandwich and water at noon, works all the way through until dark. For all his work, he has 5 cords of wood. Nothing near the dozens that he was promised. The next day he calls the shop and complains that either the salesman lied to him or there's something wrong with the saw. He takes it to the shop, the salesman opens the case, looks it over and doesn't see anything wrong. He then yanks the cord and it starts instantly. The blonde jumps back and yells "What in the hell is that noise?"

In heard it was a swede.

I heard it was an Aggie. Still funny though.