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A church sponsored a celebration for those who have had long marriages. The minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to be married to the same woman all these years.



The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."



The minister inquired, "Trips to where?"



"Well, for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."



The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"



Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go get her."
 
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Outstanding !!! Pardon me while I blatently steal this....

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A church sponsored a celebration for those who have had long marriages. The minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to be married to the same woman all these years.



The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."



The minister inquired, "Trips to where?"



"Well, for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."



The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"



Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go get her."


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jumping I am stealing this one.


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