The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
"Jason is on his skate board!"

After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed . Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

An oldie but a goodie!

And on a serious note here,that is the reason that I never had a loaded revolver in the home when my kids were little.A 1911 W/ nothing chambered was O.K.They did'nt have the strenght to work the slide. The point being,that NOTHING in your house is free from the sight or hands of children.