Max is an embalmer. One day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Jones."
The boss says, "What's that?"
Max says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss says, "That's impossible. Let me see."
They go to the table where she's lying and Max flips back the sheet, then points and says, "See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss takes a closer look and says, "You dumb ass, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."
Max says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp to me."



[ 07-16-2003, 15:59: Message edited by: British ]

That's DISGUSTING!

Keep 'em coming!!!

My young eyes...

That's Funny!

That is about the sickest joke I have ever seen. GOOD ONE.

Here's one guaranteed to get you your very own tent at the camp:

This guy walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.
The bartender asks "What are you so happy about?"
The guy says "Well, I'll tell you,you know I live by the railway? Well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the movies . I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!' 'We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally worn out this morning!'
'Fantastic,' says the bartender, did you get a blow job too?'

"No," the guy says "I never found her head!'

Eeeewww!!

How does a mom from WV know her daughter is on her period? She can taste it on her son's dick.

RB; Now THATS a good shot!!lol derf