Proof: it's early August, and you head for the gun shop. Your wife wants to go along, so you stick her and your dog in the truck, and away you three go. Tell them "stay here, I'll be back in a few minutes...". An hour later, you get back to the truck. Guess which one is glad to see you?

Or, come home late smelling like alcohol w/ lipstick smeared on your lips.
ONLY one w/ 4 legs and a tail is happy to see you and glad you are home.

I just have to show up to find who's happy to see me!
I don't need to smell or look like anything out of the ordinary to get "that" look from the wife.
Damn women anyway! haha

Zeke