An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom.

He says to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a shit and then try to screw that new blonde stewardess."

The stewardess hears it, and as she goes running up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on, she trips on the rug and falls on her ass.

A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a shit first!"



whye did the blonde take a piece of sandpaper into the desert??



she needed a map

that is just plain bad!