A crazy, wild eyed (and quite unattractive) 69 year old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, District of Columbia,waving an pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine,plus one in the chamber.
I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband?”

A female voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo Hillary!”

,although she knows nothing about guns,a 1911 is a far stretch. I know,I know,this is the humor forum.