wonder if jokes about white people will get max's panties all twisted up in a wad? bet it doesn't.



An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"

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Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack.

When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"

"Jes' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"

"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!"

"OK. Ummmmm...five?"

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An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire.

He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?"

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Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?

Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

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Mae passed away and Bubba called 911.

The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

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Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?

They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? Documentaries.

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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

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A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?

No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer

This is an email I sent home to MN last spring, it is funny but not really, (Lexington Ky tv news).


We are having storms coming through. The TV newsies, the skunk-hair for
one, are foaming about a house floating down the river in Frankfort with
the family still inside! Visualize that!
And then they interviewed three guys in front of a burnt house. Guys
said they were standing around last night and one of them noticed the
house behind them on fire. They ran over and began screaming and
hollering, pounding on doors and windows. Finally a guy stumbles out
looks up and says "Oh my God my house is burning!" He ran in and got
his car keys and ran back out. The three do- gooders stopped him before
he got in to move his car. "Is there anyone else inside? Mister, is
there anyone else inside?!" He said "Oh, yeah!" and they got his kids
and his wife out. They are in the hospital with smoke inhalation.
Then they jumped to a guy standing in the doorway of his burnt up house.
The family was throwing out charcoal. They showed the inside, water was
dripping everywhere, charcoal was four feet deep throughout the house,
ceilings down and light showing through the floor boards above. They
kept saying to the poor guy as the family shoveled their goods out the
broken windows "You have a lot of clean up here" and the poor guy would
laugh and sometimes smile. (THe idot newies couldn't tell the house was
destroyed.) Oh yeah I forgot, they said three firemen got hurt, two
when the ceiling fell on them and one fell through the roof!
You know, if you were driving through Kentucky and turned on the news in
your hotel room the eyes would goggle right out of your head seeing how
stupid the crop of newspeople are here.
As Usual, ...

wonder if jokes about white people will get max's panties all twisted up in a wad? bet it doesn't.

I can't speak for Max, but my hunch is that his issue is about the fact that people in this country still can have their goals in life significantly hampered simply due the the coloration of their skin, not to mention the risk of getting killed by being dragged behind a truck.

Or delivering a pizza and getting shot dead by a 'crackhead'.

I have to agree with Mark. This is the kind of stupidity that allows the liberals to brand the gun rights people as red-neck racists. I have no use for it.

If you can't make fun of a person without bringing their race, religion, sex or ethnicity into it then you are to IGNORANT to be poking fun at anyone!

Mort Canard