There's a farmer who's old rooster dies. So he figures he needs a new rooster to take care of the hen's and goes off to another farm to buy one. He get's there and asks for a young, active bird.

While the guy is showing him a couple he sees this one rooster chasing hens all over the place. He says,"what about that one?"

"oh, that's jake, you don't want jake."

"Well why not?"

"I guess he'd be o.k. if you have a lot of hens. Jake's real horny. He'll screw anything, chickens, ducks, geese, he's crazy."

The farmer figures he has enough hens and doesn't want a rooster that can't keep up so he buys jake. He takes him home and lets him go. Sure enough, jake goes after each and every hen, then chases the geese around. AFter that he still goes after the ducks. The farmer just stands there amazed and mutters to himself,"damn rooster's going to screw himself to death."

Next day he comes out and Jake is laying flat on his back in the middle of the yard, feet straight up in the air and there are buzzards circling overhead. "damnit, I knew he was going to screw himself dead."

He walks across the yard and looks down at jake,"poor guy, just couldn't help..." Jake opens one eye and says,"queit, their getting closer."

Good one.