Mother Teresa dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter treats her in a rather casual manner and assigns her to a room.

While in her room, Mother Teresa hears a blaring of bugles and ruffle of drums. She rushes to the window and sees a man riding in a golden carriage being pulled by white horses. Angels are hovering around and the man is being praised to the skies. Crowds are cheering and confetti is being rained down.

Mother Teresa goes out and finds St. Peter. She asks:" How come I got a routine reception in heaven and you give this man such a reception?"

St. Peter replies: " Ah, you have to understand that it isn't every day that we get a lawyer in Heaven!"

The Pope asks

Entry Exam for Heaven:

Three nuns are knocked down by a truck, crossing the road.

Anyway, they meet St. Peter at the gates and are told there is an entrance exam.

The first nun is a novice, so St. Peter asks her "who were the first man and woman?"

The first nun replies - Adam and Eve.

St. Peter than asks the second nun "where did Adam and Eve meet?"

The second nun replies - The Garden of Eden.

St. Peter turns to the third nun and says, since you are the Mother Superior, I am gong to have to ask you a more difficult question.

"What did Eve say to Adam?"

And the Mother Superior replies - Hmmm, thats a hard one