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Subject: FW: Sung by Jed Clampett For all the Hillbilly fans: Sing the following to the theme of Beverly Hillbillys Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a halftime strip A Torn bustier baring Janet Jackson's nip Began Sunday, we was lookin' at the tube, When' out thru the set came poppin' a boob. Chest that is! Black tip! Texas teat! Well, the first thing ya know, the pix are everywhere Jus-tin said, "Hey, wasn't that some tear?" Jan said "I'm sorry that it wasn't meant to be," Then the network passed the buck, put the blame on M-T-V Lies that is! Singin' fools, Record stars! That Nip kept a flashin', Lawdy it was swank 'cept on many stations where there was just a blank Lotsa folks objected, 'bout the knocker on their screen This titty viewed by millions was ut-ter-ly obscene Pierced, that is! Silver Sun, On the right one! Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jan and her c-cup The guys would like to thank her jugs fer kindly showing up You're all invited to pro-test this gross in-de-cen-cy, I'll take my heapin' helpin' of Janet's Mammary. Naked boobie, that is! Breast or Bust, Take your bra off! Missed ya at the Grammy's, hear now? | ||
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