A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut
before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there
wa a barber on the premises.

"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall
from your room is a vendig machine that shoul d serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15, and
stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and
whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his
reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.'
"Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the
slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled
out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men
Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, put
fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck
his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out
a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. with
trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdrw his member... which now had a
button sewed on the end.