AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
>> >> 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING
>> >> SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
>> >> 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT
>> >> BY USING THE SINK.
>> >> 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS - SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND
>> >> BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.
>> >> REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
>> >> 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU
>> >> FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE
> BUTTON.
>> >> 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN
>> >> YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
>> >> 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT
>> >> DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND
>> >> DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
>> >> 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
>> >> PROBLEM.
>> >> DAILY THOUGHT:
>> >>
>> >> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT
>> >> THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
>> >>

four stars!

Geez Rich, where have you been? Some of us miss your posts including retorts.

Stephen

Indeed Rich,hope you're well.