Our Mexican Maid



Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.



My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise... She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'



Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.'



The first is that I iron better than you.'



Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'



Maria: 'Your husband said so.'



Wife: 'Oh.'



Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'



Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'



Maria: 'Your husband did.'



Wife: 'Oh.'



Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'



Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'



Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'



Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

Can you say BUSTED