A blonde woman was driving through the Florida
Everglades while on
vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine
alligator shoes in the
worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices
the local vendors were
asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude
of one of the
shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then,
maybe I'll just go out and
catch my own alligator and get a pair of

shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady,
why don't you go on
and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch
an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he
spots the same young
woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in
hand.

As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot
gator swimming rapidly
toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes
aim, shoots the creature
and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7
more dead gators, all
lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement. The blonde
struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto
its back.

Rolling her eyes?heavenward, she screams in frustration,
"CRAP! THIS ONE'S
BAREFOOT, TOO!"

Yah sure, 'ya betcha, that's a good un.

That sounds about right........

SS