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Be careful on Valentine's day
13 February 2019, 08:49
FjoldBe careful on Valentine's day
Frank
"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953
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13 February 2019, 16:49
p dog shooterA friend called me to tell me his wife was expecting.
I did some quick math and said first day of season.
He groaned sure enough I received a call I will not be making it.
Wwife went into labor as he was packing the truck.
The afternoon before.
13 February 2019, 20:15
bwana cecilMy young neighbor & friend came over to invite me to his wedding.
The set date was the opening day of deer season.
I told him that unless they changed their date that I wouldn't be there.
And I wasn't.
LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
14 February 2019, 09:25
NormanConquestA buddy that was on a minesweep told about when he asked the skipper if he could get leave because his wife was having their baby.The Cap. replied,"You were necessary at the keel laying,you are not necessary at the launching."
Never mistake motion for action.
14 February 2019, 16:39
DocEdquote:
The Cap. replied,"You were necessary at the keel laying,you are not necessary at the launching."
Those USN Lifers are a zaney bunch.
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14 February 2019, 23:45
gbsGot married on opening day and we went to the deer lease and staid in a tent for our honeymoon. We went on a real honeymoon later. She is the best thing that ever happened to me and we will be married 45 years this year.
15 February 2019, 03:49
Use Enough Gun
I too, have been married 45 years. Just didn't wed on the opening of deer season.
17 February 2019, 07:43
lavacaHaven't been married that long, but my wife and I had our 35th Anniversary on the banks of the Panini river in Northern Tanzania. The guys put on quite a show.
17 February 2019, 07:46
SaeedNow you see the wisdom of us having 4 wives!
The other three can be midwives, while we are out hunting!
17 February 2019, 08:02
Use Enough Gun
17 February 2019, 08:40
NormanConquestBesides,as the old African man said,"If you have several wives,they will be so busy competing with each other that they will leave you alone."
Never mistake motion for action.
19 February 2019, 07:21
Fjoldquote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Now you see the wisdom of us having 4 wives!
The other three can be midwives, while we are out hunting!
If I had 4 wives, I'd go hunting ... permanently.
Frank
"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953
NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite
19 February 2019, 11:40
NormanConquestYou do recall the scene in "Little Big Man" when his job was to satisfy his wife + 3 sisters.I remember Dustin just crawling from one into the next buffalo robe blanket. Nice problem to have (when you're young.)Like the OLD fart that I worked for years ago said,"At my age,I'd rather be promised than offered."
Never mistake motion for action.