An older gentleman (mid-80's) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive aftershave, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, shoes shined and no walker. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image.

Seated at the bar is an elderly (70-ish) fine looking lady. The gentleman walks over, sits alongside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me good looking, do I come here often?"