THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003:


1. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter


2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms


5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope


8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids


10. Miners Refuse to Work after Death


11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


12. War Dims Hope for Peace


13. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile


14. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


15. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


16. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges


17. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge


18. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


19. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft


20. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


21. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy


22. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


23. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


24. And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead