After finishing her late shift as a nurse
a wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.


From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.


Once she's done,
she leaves the moaning couple behind and goes to the

kitchen to have a stiff drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband, reading a magazine.

"Hi sweetheart," he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Did you say hello to them?