I've sure gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia. I have poor circulation and can hardly feel my feet and hands anymore. Can't remember if I am 85 or 92. Have lost all of my friends. But thank God I still have my driver's license.

That would be funny if it wasn't true in a lot of cases.