In modern day Ireland, an Englishman and an Irishman are spending time together with their wives at a pleasant Ireland resort.

One morning the Englishman and the Irishman decide to go riding together. They are riding along when the Englishman spots an old gallows. It's half rotten but unmistakably it is a gallows.

The Englishman smirks:" Lucky for you that gallows isn't still in use".

The Irishman responds: " Yeah, because then I would be riding alone."