Heated Car Seats


I have always loved "Gas Guzzling Cars" for their comfort & safety. I
took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to
drive that sucker before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its
wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained
that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and
directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it
was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car,
the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

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