There are these siamese twin sisters joined at the hip . one was an accordionist the other was a nymphomaniac. They are both big Tom Jones fans. One day they see in the paper where Tom is in town for a concert, they get front row tickets for the show. The nympho twin starts flirting with Tom , He notices her and flirts back and they end up getting invited back to his dressing room. Right away Tom and the nympho twin go at it like rabbits all over the room and in all possible positions, while the little accordionist hangs on for dear life and tries to play them romantic music.- A year goes by and they notice that Tom is performing there again. "Hey"the nympho says "Lets call him up and go party with him again" "Naw , Forget it" says the accordionist "He won't remember us".