John was in the fertilized egg business.


He had several hundred young layers


(hens), called 'pullets',


and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.



He kept records,


and any rooster not performing


went into the soup pot


and was replaced.





This took a lot of time,


so he bought some tiny bells


and attached them to his roosters.





Each bell had a different tone,


so he could tell from a distance,


which rooster was performing.





Now, he could sit on the porch


And fill out an efficiency report


by just listening to the bells.





John's favorite rooster, old Butch,


was a very fine specimen,


but this morning he noticed


old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!





When he went to investigate,


he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,


bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,


hearing the roosters coming,


could run for cover.





To John's amazement,


old Butch had his bell in his beak,


so it couldn't ring.





He'd sneak up on a pullet,


do his job and walk on to the next one.





John was so proud of old Butch,


he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair


and he became an overnight sensation


among the judges.





The result was the judges


not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize


but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.





Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.





Who else but a politician could figure out


how to win two of the most highly coveted awards


on our planet by being the best


at sneaking up on the populace


and screwing them


when they weren't paying attention.