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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nithe teeth.... Can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
"Nithe eerth.' He says,
"Now...can I see her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horses v*gina. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.


The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?"


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