Grandparents and potential grandparents beware the twists and turns of language!!! I got a real chuckle out of this one!

All you Grandpas and Grandmas, this was too funny not to forward. We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the
wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up. Enjoy!

--- What Is Couple Sex? ---

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him: "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her: "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

About a dozen years ago my son,his wife, + my Granddaughter (aged 3+) went to a local restaurant. My Granddaughters speech at that time was one expects from a 3 year old. The service was horrible + the little girls food arrived with no silverware.The waitress did'nt care. My son (who has NEVER suffered idiots told her, "Just shout out real loud that you need your fork + spoon."She yells at the top of her voice + stilled the restaurant,"LADY,I want my fuck in spoon!"

When my daughter was little she pronounced fork the same way. She had not yet learned sentence structure and when she wanted something she would say what she wanted followed by “me now” Yep every night at dinner she would say “Fuck me now”

My old roomate in law school received a very prestigious award that they commenorated with a large clock that they put on the mantle in their house.

His son, -- a toddler at the time -- could not pronounce "l's".

His wife had some sort of ladies' tea or similar event at their house, attended by a lot osf the local women movers and shakers.

During the middle of the event, the little boy escaped from his babysitter and wandered down into the party. They all thought he was so cute.

Then, he looked up at the mantle and announced in a very loud voice "my daddy has a big clock" But remember, he can't pronounce "l"s".

His mother was rather embarrassed.