Little Johnny has turned 8 and as a prize is going to spend some time with his grandparents. After greetings and settling in, he rapidly proceeds to make a nuisance of himself. First, he goes in the kitchen where his grandmother is busy and asks, “Grandmother, how old are you?†Grandmother spins around and states: “Johnny, you never ask a lady how old she is! Now, go and play.†Few minutes later, he is back. This time he asks, “Grandmother, how much do you weigh?†Same response: “Johnny, you never ask a lady how much she weighs! Now, get out of here.†Only moments late, Johnny is back and asks, “Grandmother, why do you and Grandpa sleep in separate beds?†This time, Grandmother has had enough, she cuffs him and tells him to go outside and play with his Grandpa if he can’t keep a civil tongue in his head.
Johnny goes outside and finds his Grandpa in the shed. “What’s the matter boy, you look like somebody licked all the red off your candy?†Johnny then told Grandpa he had asked Grandmother how old she was and it made her mad, then asked her how much she weighed and it made her madder still, then asked why she and Grandpa slept in separate beds and it really made her mad. “No problem, Johnny, go get her driver’s license and that will tell you all you need to know.â€
Johnny slips back into the house and gets his Grandmother’s purse, does a little math and then marches back into the kitchen with a grin on his face. He looks at his Grandmother and says, “You know what? You’re 65 years old and you weigh 148 pounds!†“How do you know that?†Grandmother asked. “I looked at your driver’s license,†Said Johnny. “And I also know why you and Grandpa sleep in separate beds. You made and ‘F’ on sex!â€