A blond and a brunette are walking past a hair salon.

The brunette says to the blond---do you smell hair burning?

The blond says---do you think we are walking to fast?

Hip

In the mid 70s there was a song that had every short air time called "Big Bad Bruce" done as a parody of Jimmy Dean's "big Bad John" I don't remember it all anymoe\re but I'll bet it's out there on the internet. I only recall a few lines,
Every morning at the salon
you would see him arrive
6'6" + weighted 245
kinda broad at the shoulder
+ narrow at the hips
+ everyone knew he got OUTRAGEOUS tips
Big Bruce, Big Bruce, Big Outrageous Bruce.
Then came the day that a hot hair curler fell
He picked it up + gave out a groan
(Whimper)
I hope someone can find this. It was a scream.

The Irish and the blondes.

What would we do without them.

Met a red haired Irish girl.

I said to her it was a shame she was not blonde.

She asked why.

I said we would have twice as much fun with her.

Without missing a breath, she said red headed girls are very passionate too1

I said now you know what I mean.

Everyone was laughing so much!