An old hill billy farmer lived way out in the sticks and had 3 good looking daughters. He never had let them date, but they finally got him to agree and were to have a date if the boy meets his approval. He sat out on the front porch with his shotgun. The first boy arrives and says " Hi my name is Eddy and I'm here for Betty and we are going to have spaghetti". The old man decides he is ok and lets them go.

The second boy arrives and says "my name is Joe and I'm here for Flo and we are going to the show". The old man decides he too is ok and let them go.

The third boy arrives and said "my name is Chuck" , and the old man shot him.