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This says it all...about getting older & the whole aging thing.

An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway through, she

writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
 
Posts: 727 | Location: Cody Wyoming | Registered: 17 December 2005Reply With Quote
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Ha ha! I'm sharing this one with everyone at work. Since several wear hearing aids, this is going to be a hoot!


NRA life member, thanks to Steve. Smiler

Running on empty...
 
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You know, if you fart in church, tou have to sit in your own pew.
 
Posts: 273 | Location: Northern MN | Registered: 13 January 2005Reply With Quote
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Groan! Go to your room.


Aim for the exit hole
 
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