HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHTS AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!

FIRST NIGHT - Suddenly, the ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?” Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT - the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...?
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?” Jefferson says, "Listen to the people.”
"Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT - On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears...?
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the Theater."

Was recently in Israel. There are photos of this lady can often be seen in the Windows. The Jews know something?

Vasper...she's no lady...

You see, Steve, ordinary Russians - on the average - polite people.