Three guys were playing cards. One was shuffling and another commented how small his hands were. The shuffler responded I'm told that all time,maybe I should go to Guinesses and be measured to see if I have worlds smallest hands. The second said I should go with you,people say that about my feet all time. The third guy turned red,squirmed a little and finally said well I could go too,I'm not very well endowed. So they went. First guy came out clapping---worlds smallest hands. Second guy came out clicking his heels---worlds smallest feet. Third guy came out smiling and asked who is this guy Saeed?