After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid

looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out

that the kid is actually from completely different parents

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What's up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the

hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "

Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here. " So I went

inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."

Moral: Never give a man a job for which he is not qualified.

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