OK, I'm gonna cross the Rubicon on this one, but since this is the humor column, take it in stride. The wife tells the guy that she wants to make love, 'just like in the movies'. He says OK, + proceeds to do her in every position imaginable + finally after the mouth pulls out + shoots her on the face. She is pissed + wants a divorce + he can't understand except, "I guess we watch different kinds of movies."
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that took a minute
