An American guy was taking a 2 week whirlwind tour of Europe.

After 3 chaotic days of touring all over Great Britain, he was finally given the evening off before heading to France the next day.

After dinner he decided to hit a few pubs. Who knows? Maybe he would get lucky with a local girl.

His first stop was a pub called “The Hungry Pig”.

At the bar sat three rather obese women drinking beer.

Undeterred, he approached them and said, “Hello and what do you three ladies do for fun here in Scotland?”.

“It’s Wales you bloody idiot!” replied one of the ladies.

“My mistake” he said, “I’ll start over.” “So what do you three whales do for fun here in Scotland?”

BH63

:ROTFLMAO: I assume he'll be out of surgery soon?