NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING

Ole Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota , took a
lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch. Writhing in agony,
he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek
and my fiance, Lena , is still a Virgin -- in every vay."
The doctor told him, "Ole, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let
it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it
on dere as long as you can."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint,
and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Ole mentioned none of this to Lena , married her, and they went on their
honeymoon to Duluth .
That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her
beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: "Olef...you're the first vun!
No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olef immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena ...
still in DA CRATE!"

Fun fact;

the norwegian word for married is "gift", and the norwegian word for poison is "gift".