After years of nagging, the wife was finally going deer hunting with her husband.
"I'll drop you off here at the stand and go park the jeep. Don't leave or do anything til I get back." instructed her husband.
He moved the jeep several hundred yards from the stand and was preparing to walk back when he heard a shot. Walking briskly, he could hear a heated argument between his wife and a man.
"It's my deer, I shot it!" he heard his wife shouting.
The man's voice kept insisting "Lady, that's not your deer!"
The husband began walking faster as the argument grew louder and more heated. As he approached, the weary voice of the man was heard to say in defeat "OK lady, it's YOUR deer. Just let me get the saddle off."

is she blond. lol

she was a Texan I take it ?