A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. "God" he said, " how long is a million years?" God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute". The man asked "God, how much is a million dollars?" God answered "To me, it's a penny" The man then asked "God, can I have a penny?" God answered "In a minute"