my 75 y/o aunt sent this to me.

In the news this week, a Southern California man was put under 72-hour
psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had
(by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home.
The house also has a secret escape tunnel.

The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine
gun bullets!" And the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons
cache".

By California standards someone owning even 100,000 rounds would be
called "mentally unstable".

If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun
collector."

In Oklahoma , he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd
probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a
corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Montana , he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

In Idaho , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

In Wyoming , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

and... In Alaska and Texas , he'd be called "a Hunting Buddy"............

Stealing that...