A 40 year old American woman took out ads to find a husband. She ended up advertising in the Australian newspapers - and got a response from a guy who had spent his entire life in the Australian outback.

The two met and managed to get along well enough to get married.

In the hotel room after the wedding reception, the bride went into the bathroom to pretty herself (and do whatever it is that guys don't want to know, actually)

The bride comes out of the bathroom, looking very attractive and sexy and finds that the groom has stacked all of the furniture, including the bed, in one corner of the room. She is appalled and asks the groom what the heck he was doing!

The Aussie outback hermit replies: "I just wanted to give us a lot of room in case it's anything like kangeroos".