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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Di e kuhen
haben dahin gesheissen.'

(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.')

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your
gibberish. Speak English, infidel!'

The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!!'
 
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Some jokes just hit your funny bone right on. Laughed my fool head off and passed it on to my friends. Good one! jumping


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