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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Di e kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.') The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!' The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!!' | ||
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Some jokes just hit your funny bone right on. Laughed my fool head off and passed it on to my friends. Good one! "I ask, sir, what is the Militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them" - George Mason, co-author of the Second Amendment during the Virginia convention to ratify the Constitution | |||
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