California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and
then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts
a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new
security agent with additional special training with regards to the nature
of coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.


Arizona:


The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A
coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that's why California is broke.


GOD BLESS ARIZONA

It is said that humor is only humorous if there is a grain of truth as the basis.
If, IF, that is true; this is hilarious!!!

Five Star rating.

Rich

The guvs of AZ and TX are a lot alike!!!

Hey, what did California use before kerosene lanterns?



electricity!

Here's the version I got:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

California :

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote has a mother and is only doing what is natural.

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $500 to neuter it, $500 testing it for diseases and $5000 on relocating it.

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and bills state $2000. testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting preventive treatment.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $150,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies in coyotes and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene. Files suite for wrongful termination

#9.state spends $75,000 to recruit/ train new security agent. $1.5 Million to defend Wrongful termination suit by former security agent.

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state. State spends $150,000 defending its self in suit.



Texas : The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

#1. Governor pulls out his lazer sighted Kel- tech shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .380 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.

#2. Governor gets mail telling him he should get a .45 ACP at least

Any wonder why California is broke????

in case you are wondering Rick Perry, Texas Gov. actually did this....